My peon put a fly in my coffee

Business Risk Management elicits visions of a group of dashing necktie wearing smart-alecs working overtime to protect an enterprise from investment, capital and credit risks, godown damages, hackers and such.

The US-based business risk consultant firm Control Risk Group (due to make its formal announcement of India operations tomorrow), however on its website offers solutions to 'bomb threat', 'audio forensics' and 'kidnapping' too for businesses!

Did you know that companies also outsource to Control Risk Group for protection from...

• Construction Fraud
• Corruption
• Defensive Driving Training (when the CEO is attacked by a biker gang at Worli sea face)
• Extortion (D-company, beware!)
• Product contamination (is there poison in your project leader's masala-chai?)
• Anti-money laundering.

I say, what about the biggest risk of them all: intra-office romance?